Archive for June, 2008

road trippin!

Saturday, June 14th, 2008

hey yall im on the road with the wife and dog. its awsome. we have done a trip every year for the past ten years. we almost always go the same way; from los angeles to chicago, that is along the i 40 the best southern route in the usa. so we decided to try the middle of the country this year along the 70 which goes through utah, colorado, and kansas. wow is it frickin amazing! the most breath taking landscape in the world, as far i know cause i really havent been all over the world, and its easy to drive. very few cars, mountain passes that are easy to handle, geometry of the switch back turn favors high speeds. just a joy to drive. so im in hays, kansas right now after a loonngg day on the road, so i am keeping it short. but will share pics and more later, plus reviews on hotels and gps systems. see yall later!

your traveling slacker.

guss was a good dog

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

One of the Saddest decisions we have ever had to make,
We made today-June 11th, 2008

Our 13 Year old adorable, smiling, farting, belching, limping girl has suffered
long. After breaking her back 6 years ago, she continued to live vivaciously!
But, recently her back legs that suffered nerve damage from the break were
consistently becoming more and more of a burden. We watched
our happy dog limp, fall, and barely be able to stand to eat, or pee.
It was with heavy hearts that we decided it was time to quit being selfish,
quit holding on to her FOR US!!!

Therefore, quietly and finally- painlessly she was put out of her misery with
a belly full of treats, she put down her head and went to sleep forever.

She was the best dog, and she will be greatly missed.

guss’ favorite song!

men in black and blue

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

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i had been thinking whats up with the torch, havent heard much lately, so just read an article on the guardians of the olympic torch. they are high end cops from china that are supposed to be trained in crowd and vehicle control, with special training in local customs and languages of the countries they visit. well seems things arent what they seem. these guys are bullies and dont speak anything but chinese, which doesnt surprise me very much considering whats going on with the torch. i mean you cant expect a guard of the torch to be nice a sweet while thousands of protesters (that are protesting your very own country) are trying to put it out. but come guys, one of the tasks is to not let the torch go out and im pretty sure it had to be put out for its own good in france. so lighten up bully boys you already screwed the pooch, get out of the real cops way and let them be the bullies in their own country, you are depriving them of some good head bashing!

if you are in chicago go to the improve kitchen, i have friends that perform there.

i knew i could hold out!

Monday, June 9th, 2008

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its about time, new iphone. i am not much of a gadget guy but im ready for the 3g iphone! plus i cant wait to piss off all my friends that bought it when it first came out at a way higher price. hehehehehehe! suckers! pays to wait people, thats todays lesson.
thats is all for now.

and now a word from a sponsor, no really just not very motivated today.

lighten up!

Saturday, June 7th, 2008

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so some people are way to up tight. check these jerk offs in boston who are pissed over a frickin fish add. so this proves my point that people take the dumbest stuff way too seriously. this is what makes our society suck. im so tired of people being offended by stuff thats obviously ridiculous and is ment no harm to anyone. you all need to crawl back into your caves and stare at your walls. try thinking outside the tiny ass box you apparently live in and the rest of us alone. those of us that understand humor and irony dont need you in this world. yeah thats right bitches i support your candy asses dying. oh no im making fun of you what are you gonna do? i think you should bite me! maybe drink some whiskey or smoke a blunt or do some yoga or watch golf, that will calm your ass down!
for every body else have a good saturday, enjoy your friends and family and make fun of uptight jerkoffs!

now enjoy some more cheeba, lighten up