so got a lot to say about a lot. but going to narrow it to the hotels for now. so we have stayed in 2 super 8s and 3 motel 6s so far, and they are very different, all of them. it s weird, i thought that franchised large corporations had to have a certain commonality to them other than the name. for instance; at the 1st motel 6 we stayed at it was dirty, loud, no wifi, shower suuucked, and kinda scary in a whos gonna take my car kinda way. but we were tired and it was cheap. the next one we hit was on the way back, it had a very large room, great shower, nice build, felt very safe, and free wifi in room and the dog was free (free at all motel 6). now the one we are in tonight is in between, small room, not great shower, had to pay for wifi, bowling across street. so over all i would stay stay at motel 6 but ask a few questions first: wifi in room, size of rooms and if the clerk nows the difference between a queen size bed and a double. plus the tv situation is nuts, some have really nice choices for channels and others dont work at all. plus there is the smell to deal with, i know we are in pet rooms, but come on its not that hard to not have a rotting meat smell! so i guess im actually saying its a crap shoot and i encourage the adventure. (more…)
well it does on sundays anyway! so we are on our way back to the west coast and had to stop in kansas for the evening, we arrived at our hotel at 7:45 pm and got checked in quickly, but the clerk failed to mention a very and i do mean very important detail, NO BEER AFTER 8pm!!!! what the holy crap is that? im mean seriously folks 8pm is a retarded time! i can see 9pm but 8? no this is wrong. its a state thing, so you cant get it anywhere and everybody that does sell is so freaked out by the gestapo that i hit a store 2 minuets after 8 and nope no way bud! but get this, bars and restaurants can sell, so what they are really doing is promoting drunk driving! ya sure you can drink but in a bar and then you can drive home and get busted cause the cops know what your doing in that bar on sunday after 8! so what about people who are visiting and dont know your stupid state customs, thats probably a hold over from some 1800 law that was ment to keep women in their place, why so i have to suffer? why cant you just check my i.d. and see that i dont live under your stupid laws! F#$@!%$#@!%$@#K! all i wanted was a pepsi and the entire state of kansas wouldnt give it to me. if you dont get the reference, too bad.
a guy in colorado accused of trying to make his girlfriend have sex with him by threatening her with a tazer. check it out here
as many of you know i have a problem with guys forcing themselves on anyone, let alone women, so heres my rants for this one.
okay heres a few things wrong with this. first anyone that has to force their girlfriend to have sex with them is a loser! dude either you suck in bed or she might need some alone time, think about her for once you prick. next is the method, a tazer, thats brilliant cause there is nothing like 75,000 volts to set the mood. i think his punishment should be a taze to the nads and then see if he can even get it up! the guy is 30 years old and he has to use a tazer to get laid!!!! i want to punch him and his parents and his friends. JERK OFF! i hope he has to spend time in jail with an over affectionate celly.
alright im done and done!
now WATCH THIS!!!! hahahahahahaha robots will rulle us alllll!!!!
good bye george! thanks for paving the way for sarcasim and merth iin this f(*&^d up world. because of you i find the strength to fight the squares and not let the status quo rule our collective brains!
seriously, i havent really cared about any celebrity dying ever, im just not invested in them, but carlin was pioneer, a sage, a oh screw it he was funny as hell and shoved the obvious lunacy of politics and stupid laws in the face of the man. so we all need to give a big thanks and zerbert to the man! he will be missed!
so i finally got to the internet! its insane how far you have to travel to get a connection in this town. my mom has a dial up e-machine, that i could barely check my email on. so i have been out of touch with yall. let me see, peace in meddle east? carlin dying! russert kickin the bucket. man a lot of shit has gone down in a couple of weeks, well how do you all feel? me, im not trusting the gaza thing, really bummed about george, and tim well im changing my eating habits and lowering my cholesterol. but more on this stuff later, i have an idea for gaza, check it.
The gaza strip should be bulldozed and given up by both sides in favor of planting some frickin trees and shrubs maybe a bench or 2 where humans ( which both religions happen to be and after 2,000 years of trying to wipe each other out they might figure out their respective gods might want both of them to exist) can hang out and meditate, or stop to smell the roses or what ever the hell will grow over there. That might be another unifying factor, trying to make something grow in a place that grows mainly rocks. Take a look at whats really going on and you will find that an unprovable philosophic idea about something that happens after your dead is the conflict all over the world. Really folks think about someone other than yourself and you just might find what your looking for in yourself.
My moms a jew one of my best friends is a jew, im not sure if I have any Palestinian friends (cause they don’t brag and their moms don’t lay the gilt on) but im sure I would love you all just as much
