i cant get enough of dethklok! they really know how to lift my spirits. its perfect for earth day. they are great examples of moderation and eco-freindly habits. make sure you dont drive today and drink green tea. think globally not locally, reuse and recycle, plant a tree, turn of lights in rooms you are not using, set your thermostat at 72, know what you want before you open your fridge, dont run the water while doing dishes, live in harmony with earth. enough! im making myself sick!!!!
here they are……
so this weekend starts the nba palyoffs. and i for one am extreemley excited! first lets get it out of the way its gonna be lakers/celtics! back to the best rivalry of all time. now kobe gets mvp and ya can gargle balls if you dont think so. oh yeah there was something about we dont torture unless the “president” decides that treaty to torture doesnt fit with the “info” we need. everybody in the white house lies and im tired of it. been watching the john adams series on hbo,which by the way is good. great acting, the director of photography does some things that are kinda like a kid with a new toy. angles all tilted fom under the face. but over all definitely should be watched! kinda makes me want to grab a flint lock and get back to actually having the peoples wishes actually represented by oh say the people. i know there are alot of stupid people, but they cant find d.c on a map let alone plan a road trip well enough to get there. what im trying to say, so ineloquently, i cant understand when the people that lie are shown the lies on paper and video that they cant own up? its like they live so far outside our reality nothing matters. maybe we should just email the vice prez, speaker of house, sec. o defense, who ever else with statements that tell them there is this world they actually live in they dont controll you know 1+1=2, we tortured people. those are facts. pricks, screw em all!
now enjoy brilliance!
so my friend and i used to mess with people alot, he lives on the other side of the country now and still messes with people. a true friend. i was happy with his latest escapade, so i thought i would share it with you. you guys sure are lucky.
i’ll let you in on a secret: many years back i used to work at barnes and noble. ever since, when i have some time to kill and am felling spry, I go into one, put on my name tag and generally mess with the shoppers and employees. usually its just switching jacket covers of popular books, misdirecting people or putting new management rules in the employee break room. this past sunday, was the best. I got kicked out of barnes and noble for moving all the bibles into the fiction section. THIS WAS A FIRST. after being confronted by the manager and seeing that she that nothing i could say was going to convince her that i was one of her underlings, i graciously stated i would leave as soon as i shelve the remainder of the books… this was not well received while being escorted out (ever so gently) I put my hands behind my back started wiggling around and stating loudly that “all I wanted to do was feel the cool textured paper against my warm dark flesh.” i wish i had a video of it… imagine, a Caucasian, middle aged, rather plump, sandy brunette woman w/ granny glasses no taller than 5′5 in shoes escorting a 5′11 squirming, babbling black man out the door. by the time i got to the door i was laughing so hard i was crying, which i’m sure added to the effect. i laughed so hard i think i felt two drops of pee trickle out… mmm, good times.
so heres some ugly dogs and one cat
so we are dealing with our apt. building being sold. it sux, we have to leave our house, our home, our private dwelling to let stranger walk through and ogle our stuff. i hate it! i dont let any jerk off off the street come in and check my shit out. who knows who they are and if they are cleptos or casing the joint to come back later and steal my bitchin record collection. sure i know records are hard to carry but i dont want the rest of you shmoes knowing what cool stuff i have, im not paranoid! cause i got cool stuff like chairs, couches, shoes, a fan, cat litter. you know the important stuff. any way the unit we live in is the only 2 bedroom and that is unit people would want to live in if they bought it to live in it. so then we have to try to find a 2 bed with garage and yard for the dogs, oh yeah animals, no one wants animals. pricks! plus on top of it a family friend died today and my wife just found out shes got breast cancer! she is good, we are keeping it positive, so all you negative asses stay away or else. so today kinda sucked! ive been so close to ripping peoples heads off that deserve it trust me but they might not deserve the hate and anger i would put into crushing someones throat. so heres a little advise when things suck all at once go break something that you dont need any more, like old cds that you have ripped on to your puter, they smash really nicely with a hammer, or scream at birds they deserve it fuckers always flying! dont hold it in but dont hurt anyone unless you know they are hurting you or a loved one. thanks for letting me vomit and keep on reaching for the stars!
yours truly
the angryslacker
so did anybody see colbert show last week with this guy trevor paglen? he has a book about the patches that black ops guys wear. i think hes full of shit! watch the interview, if i didnt know it was on april 8 i could have sworn it was an april fools joke. the patches look like he had them made at a gag store and the explanations are retarded. plus they are patches! i mean they were cool when i was 12! come on! patches! good god people, patches! im officially starting a campaign against this guy! or more like i just want every one to make fun of him, you can post fake patches to his site or call him names or what ever you want just make him feel like he wasted his time! get out there and harass his ass.
im not sure why this makes me so angry but it does. so there!
now heres a great clown. have fun kiddies!
