so has anybody seen those chevy aveo commercials? the one where somebody pulls up to a gas pump and they go into the station but dont by gas and the pump f’s with the car. those commercials. i hate those because if yu are not buying gas then why the hell are you taking up space at the frickin pump. no one parks at a pump if you are not getting gas. plus if you do take up a space at the pump with out buying gas you deserve to be messed with. i loose all the humor by that little parking over site. the writers suck.
hey writers just think it through a little bit and maybe you could have a better commercial. of course they arent real writers, the ad agency that is making the commercial is the writer of the commercial. ad people may have great concepts but they fail to notice lots of the little things that make commercials either great or suck.
okay done. later!
now watch this!
not sure what its saying if its even real but if you can get through the whole thing you just a freaky as the bird. listen close.
okay i know that mail gets delivered to different address’ all the time, but give me a break! how hard is it to look at the adress on the envelope and tell the difference between a 1 and a 8? not hard. delivering mail for the usps is the fast food job of the delivery world. so what that really means is the people doing it dont give a crap what they do, they just want to get the stuff out of their bags so their day can be done. the postal service has not helped these carriers buy cutting the amount of carriers and increasing the amount of letters and other junk mail crap each carrier has to haul around. but then again thats government efficiency for ya! plus the office it self doesnt pay attention to requests from its customers, my wife and i have gone out of town had had our mail stopped, only to get home after 4 weeks had had 4 week worth of mail stuffed into a box that can barely handle 1 day worth of mail. this also happened to our neighbors. now here is 2 things, 1 we got a confirmation # so we did our part right, 2 if you are delivering mail to the same place for a month and you see its not getting picked up wouldnt you, just as a human being, maybe check with the branch you work at on the status of the address? or even knock on the door, check if the occupant is okay? but of course the kid behind the counter at mcdonalds doesnt give a crap if you get sweet-n-sour or bar-b-q sauce with your nuggets. customer service has gone out the window and i cant blame the carrier totally, but you should still try and do your job correctly. seriously, i googled usps failures and found tons of delivery problems, mainly on the carrier end. what if they are delivering peoples pay checks to the wrong addy and the person that gets it just throws it away? if you have ever had to track down a pay check you know its not easy, plus they usually take money out of your check to reissue it.
its not only usps, the ups guys arent that great either, they dont even have a giant bag of crap on their backs. 2 days in a row they have delivered to the wrong place and thats worse cause who ever gets a box can open it and maybe find something valuable that you have to fill a bunch of forms that ups says they delivered to the right palce so it must have been stolen. now you have to convince the place you bought it from that you never received it. what a pain in the ass!!!
oaky done!
take this and search for more! trust me its worth it! their the meat men and you suck!
wooo!! hoooo!! the olympics start friday! im pretty stoked about the usa basketball and thats about it, the rest is super politically charged and im not sure the olympics should even be in china considering what they have done to their own people to make their crap ass country appealing to the rest of the world. but i digress, what im here to talk about is the team. ive been reading some other blogs about how the team is not playing well and they are worried we may not win gold. heres the thing, the us has simply used these first 5 games as pure practice. and thats it, just practice. every team they have played has also used it as practice but with the intent on winning. no team other than the us has used all of its players during the games. meaning they used their best players against our third string. plus many of the teams are saving their best guys from the nba until the olympics actually start. so i guess what im getting at is everybody needs to relax, im sure we are going to se much tighter play and lots of new offensive looks. our defense is awesome! there are lots of great plays in these 5 exhibitions, my favorite was jason kidd blocking the shot of an australian player that was 6′9 while defending a 3 on 1 fast break. think about that kidd is old and short and broke up a fast break with a manhandling blocked shot. im just glad they get to play inside and not have to breath the mud that serves as air outside. so get ready for china in the first round on the 10th. heres the schedule
later players.
why didnt i think of this! this is a great way to get rid of w.a.s.p.s, fire bomb their asses! i hate those snooty, white bread, holier than thou, money elitest, pricks! i should have thought of setting their homes on fire long ago. they tormented me all through high school, hurt me, bugged me, built their damn homes where ever they wanted. and when they built those homes they destroyed others home, usually moving in tearing down and building their bigger. man i hate those fricking people….. what? its not people? i thought….. i knew that! oh? well then i guess i should apologize to wasps, the bug. sorry guys, uh bugs. but this guy didnt care about you! norway yeah so this guy was a genius. i love reading the translations of foreign news stories. the one from japan are the best, but this one isnt bad. i love how he thinks its an accident to pour gas on a rag and then lite it then stuff goes up in flames. i hope his insurance agent can keep a straight face for at least 15 sec. before telling him what a “great” idea he had. well have a nice day and dont forget to brush.
All law makers should live the law they are making
So I have been thinking lately about the way laws are made. Some one who doesn’t like something comes up with and idea of how to ban it or regulate it and then gets congress to read (and that is the important word hear read) a bunch of documents with bullshit statistics and these know it alls in Washington decide what is best for the country. Fine, I understand that certain things need to be done that way but there are a lot of things like the no child left behind bill that don’t work, and anybody that says it does has never taught at a school where passing a kid in 8th grade who cant read at a 4th grade level is the norm!
Children getting on grade level is not the sole responsibility of the school and taking the child to another school doesn’t work, so if the kids aren’t keeping up the government takes funds away from the school, so the schools send the kids through so they dont lose money. This doesn’t mean the kids are actually learning at the grade level they are in, but that the school teachers are told to pass the kids to keep the government from taking money from the school. Don’t let the g-man fool you into thinking these statistics that they put out are accurate. Margret Spellings needs to go into those schools and actually try to teach these kids on their “grade level” and see just how well her program is working! i say this because my mom teaches in a school that does exactly what i have said, and it makes her life hell trying to explain to a 15yr old why there and their are 2 different words with 2 different meanings. its stupid.
The children are the future of this country, I sure would like it if they could read! Thanks bush you have once again done a great disservice to our nation!
