hey everybody you can all breath a sigh of relief, puppy popcicles, doggy danish, houndburgers, canine cassarole, barking bacon, flea bitten flautas, yip yappin yogurt, old yeller corn bread, pamaranian pimento loaf and well hotdogs are all off the menu at the olympics in beijing. seriuosly, im not making this up. if they are taking dog off the menu because they know the rest of the world knows its wrong wouldnt you think that they might get the hint and switch to a different form of meat all together? this kind of thinking is just beyond me. if you really think something is right you should continue to do it when the rest of the world is watching. havent they paid attention to bush for 8 years? serve that dog up bitches you like it so much you should show the rest of the world how great it is. or maybe you dont want to show just how lazy you are, by not curbing the pet population in other ways than eating them or the fact that you cant get out of the dark ages; by farming cows, goats, sheep, llamas, alpacas, yaks, something that doesnt show up at your back door beggin for a scrap of his buddy! the fact that you freaks eat anything is not a cool social difference. its lazy. its not inventive or making the best of a bad situation. look around china, even though you own 24% of the u.s. debt you are still backwards pricks that cant take care of your own people.
and dont get me started on how we dont take care of our own cause i know and that will be another post soon. so shut it!
all right lets enjoy something else! why ban it? it would be a great game!
